rants

Crime Spree

Middle-aged women make perfect criminals. Who would expect it?

Bank robber: “Put the money in the bag, dear. NOW. And wipe the tomato sauce off your chin. Thank you!” . . . → Read More: Crime Spree

weird stuff

It’s That Time of Year Again…Tomorrow

Birthday, Cyanide & Happiness style. . . . → Read More: It’s That Time of Year Again…Tomorrow

weird stuff

The Peregrinations of the White Plastic Chair

Bet you didn’t know all those chairs had secret lives, huh? . . . → Read More: The Peregrinations of the White Plastic Chair

Poser

It’s Official Beefcake!

Presenting a tutorial on how to know when you are looking at REAL Official Beefcake. With illustrations. Of chickens. . . . → Read More: It’s Official Beefcake!

train stations

Whimsical Stuff Around the Nation

The Nutty Narrows Bridge, Duck Races, and streets which are actually humongous elevators. No, I’m not making this shit up. . . . → Read More: Whimsical Stuff Around the Nation