The Dead Fish In My Teeth Blues

The Dead Fish In My Teeth Blues

by Ed Averill

Chowing down salmon munch munch munch
Tasty and healthy a really good lunch
But oh this time I’m gettin’ some grief
‘Cause I’ve got dead fish stuck in my teeth

It’s those dead fish in my teeth blues
Soon the smell will be makin’ the news
Don’t get a toothpick, gimme an axe
I know it’s dead but it still attacks

Going on home before I hit the club
Think I’ll grab me a nice tuna sub
Mayo, hot sauce, sourdough bread
Now the thing is stuck in my head

It’s those dead fish in my teeth blues
Every time I eat some, I always lose
Don’t get a toothpick, gimme an axe
I know it’s dead but it still attacks

Used to have a girlfriend not any more
She saw the dead fish and showed me the door
Even the dentist is hatin’ on me
Instead of my teeth, it’s fish that he’ll see

It’s those dead fish in my teeth blues
Buying up floss yeah all I can use
Don’t get a toothpick, gimme an axe
I know it’s dead but it still attacks

(insert blues guitar solo here)

It’s those dead fish in my teeth blues
Soon the smell will make the news
Don’t get a toothpick, gimme an axe
I know it’s dead but it still attacks

(repeat chorus and fade out)

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